At first, I said I was leaving in mid-September. Then late October. Then After Christmas. And finally, the last week of January. I’ve given people good reason to assume that I would never make it to Paraguay. But none of that matters right now, because I am high as a kite. Higher. I am flying above the Pacific Ocean and soon enough I’ll be baked. Baked by the hot climate of Asuncion, Paraguay, where I’ll get drunk. Drunk on beer. I actually made it. I am as surprised as you are.
Join me next time for "I am surprised by the rapid deterioration of my health."
Join me next time for "I am surprised by the rapid deterioration of my health."
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